character - Self

character - Mayor of Cleveland

character - Self

character - Talking Bear (voice)

character - Self

character - Santa's Elf (voice)

character - Alex Wingrave

character - John Prince

character - Conch (voice)

character - Jon Johnson

character - Sal Scarapiducci

character - Self

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Gregg Anderson

character - Self

character - Self - Panelist

character - Self

character - Mr Campbell

character - Mel Carmichael

character - Clue Giver

character - Lincoln Groome

character - Kip Samgood

character - Father Schwartz

character - Jackson (voice)

character - Robin Schwonk

character - Alfred Brownberry

character - Self

character - Self

character - Barry

character - Testimonial

character - Sid Sharp (voice)

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Wally Burn

character - Ababwa

character - Grant

character - The Phantom of the Opera (voice)

character - Self

character - Ranger (voice)

character - Frank Miller

character - Jimmie Moore

character - Squats Fitness Janitor

character - Wilson

character - The Mad Scientist (voice)

character - Self - Host

character - King of Mice (voice)

character - Quasimodo Wilson (voice)

character - Self (archive audio)

character - Dennis Lipschitz

character - Max

character - Rabbi Feiglin

character - Self - Roaster

character - Himself

character - Barry Burns

character - Adam Kidan

character - Opera Guy

character - Artie

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Bart Bookman

character - Self

character - Nathan Mensforth

character - My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)

character - Self

character - Mel

character - Mr. Marks

character - Bailey (voice)

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Dave Markowitz

character - Archie Baldwin

character - Sidney Wernick

character - Self

character - Tom Baltezor (voice)

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Barry Sherman

character - Randy Pear

character - Calico (voice)

character - Self

character - Jay Peterson

character - Kirby

character - Peeper

character - Benny

character - Uncle Harry

character - Andy Kornbluth

character - Narrator

character - Jimmie Moore (uncredited)

character - Self / Various Characters

character - Roland Devereaux

character - Richard Clark

character - Million $ Sticky Host (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Sol

character - Acer Predburn

character - Max Louis

character - Mike

character - Fred

character - Dave Firpo

character - Steve

character - Arthur Belt

character - Glen Robbins

character - Jay Sherman (voice)

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Dr. Rudolph (uncredited)

character - Becker

character - Jon Lovitz

character - Emperor Tod Spengo

character - Ernie Capadino

character - Self

character - Chula (voice)

character - Self - Choir Member

character - Clip Metzler

character - Artie Ziff (voice)

character - Artie Ziff / Mr. Seckofsky (voice)

character - Llewellyn Sinclair / Ms. Sinclair (voice)

character - Professor Lombardo / Donut Delivery Man (voice)

character - Enrico Irritazio (voice)

character - Selma's Cigarette (voice)

character - Llewellyn Sinclair (voice)

character - Artie Ziff / Rabbi (voice)

character - Jay Sherman (voice)

character - Artie Ziff / Jay Sherman / Professor Lombardo (voice)

character - Jon Lovitz (voice)

character - Hacky / Snitchy the Weasel (voice)

character - Mr. Avery Devereaux / Aristotle Amandopoulis (voice)

character - Gary Fogel

character - Barry Blye

character - Ron Mills

character - Scotty Brennen

character - The Radio (voice)

character - Jeff Littlehead

character - Morty

character - Party Guest

character - Doug

character - Bartender

character - Security Guard

character - Self

character - Self - Cameo (uncredited)

character - Self - Various Characters

character - Self - Host

character - Self

character - Self